lick the oven

To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.

Should I lick the oven with Michael?

by MichelleHays June 7, 2018

McNeal Oven

The act of pissing in someones car and letting it bake in the hot sun.

Yo man I did a McNeal Oven to Jimmy's car 'cause he's from Indiana!

by NXC! July 6, 2010

Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.

Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.

by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021

fecal oven

port a pottie on constuction site, oilfield site, or other outdoor venue in the summer

While torquing a cable, I was sweating so bad in there. It was a fecal oven

by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009

back oven

Based on the idea that a pregnant woman has a bun in the oven at the front, a back oven refers to the back passage, usually of a gay man. It can refer to an empty or full back passage.

“Hey Martin, I have just put a batch of Vegan brownies in the Aga. While they cook, would you like to repeatedly and passionately enter my back oven against the kitchen work top?”

“Why yes, Bradley, I would!”

by Back oven man May 10, 2020

Philosophy Oven

A space, physical or theoretical, in which philosophical ideas, problems, and abstract concepts are processed for a period of time.

I didn't understand the lecture, so I put it in my philosophy oven and thought about it for a week.

by MaverickPianist June 1, 2023

the fish is in the oven

A girl starts her period.

Omg Becky ! The fish is in the oven !

by Peligro41 January 10, 2017