Australia

The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)

Person: Dude, where are you from
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl

by dfh45trthr March 12, 2018

Australia

A place where people think we ride kangaroos everywhere **no**

"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"

by mintehberri May 21, 2022

Australia

A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.

Don’t forget to pay the Actors. We don’t want people to know the Australia is fake.

by Definitely the CIA October 21, 2019

Australia

The country where everyone is either on fire, having sex or being killed by a deadly animal. as you tell by that, australia is the best country in the world

"bro its like 40 degrees i'm literally burning"
"are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!"
"suck it up guys thats australia for ya"

by lennøx July 28, 2020

Australia

They come second.
But seconed is 1st place for losers.

1974 out, 1975 well they needed to copy em. Australia!

by There's a stain on your lepel. September 27, 2023

Australia

A place that doesn’t exist

Hey you know about ghosts?
Yeah they are like Australia, they don’t exist.

by Charles schwab November 14, 2018

Australia

Satans playground

“Hey have you been to Australia”

“Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”

by Short bean April 14, 2022