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Hanked

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!
by captainmozambique September 7, 2019
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Hanks

- a synonym for daddy; the embodiment of God. He has an infectious laugh and will laugh at anything when he is stoned. You should never leave any snacks, candy, desserts out overnight while with him, as all of it will disappear by tomorrow morning.
"Hanks, you ate the whole box of chocolates and I had one morsel"
"Ceased and deceased, Hanks."
by fr33kilyn33kily November 22, 2021
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Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
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Hank

A Player/Pimp Hanks are not nice and demand to be worshiped. Hanks aren’t players, players kiss ass

Roots- Sacramento
Brandons a hank. He has a hank way
by Cali1707 February 27, 2022
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Hank

Noun. When she is being a ho and a skank. She is being a Hank.

Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person

Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.

Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank
Her Dad's name is Hank and so is she.
by Bee Rye N Mirrors February 17, 2021
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hank green

For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.

Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
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hanking

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025
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