grease

Cash given to someone for a favor; to pay off; bribe.

The line into the club was long so I greased the bouncer and walked right in.

by Ryan Thomas O. April 16, 2006

Gregs mom

A rare and highly slanderous term referring to a particularly whorish mother of an acquaintance. Very derogatory and insulting. Often used in the projects.

"That girl sucks more junk than Gregs mom!"

by jdub2311518 September 5, 2008

Grease

A movie that is amazing that was shot in the late 1970s and stars Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.

Grease is still the fucking word...

by mr.tnt March 16, 2005

Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.

Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)

by stinkyapples April 29, 2014

greasy rat

filthy spotted person with greasy hair.

"see that craig, he is such a greasy rat"

by Billy.C June 28, 2008

Greaseism

The grease that sits upon Nichole Clines face.

If feel so bad for Nichole Cline shes got a terrible case of greaseism

by ClaytonSydeny Brenneman-Hoover June 23, 2010