Aubrey Graham

Aubrey Graham or Drake
Defined by the immense size of what hides beneath the belt .

" That man had an Aubrey Graham , holy shit ! "

" Aubrey Graham had a girl weeping for more last night. "

by m33ks February 8, 2024

Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023

Graham Rage

The common angry reaction after getting beaten on Fifa by a crap player

G I need to get an new xbox controller

L why?

G I had a bout of Graham rage last night and threw it against the wall after this

Bugger only had 1 shot on target and beat me 1-0

by Dw86 January 11, 2020

Moonlight Graham

When you pretend to someone that you didn't see something but you really did

Sandy: Are you telling me you can't see the numbers?

Ben: What numbers? I don't see anything?

(Indistinct crowd cheering)

Sandy: There, again! Wait... you don't see them?

Ben: Are you feeling ok?

20 mins later...

Ben: 12:24!

Sandy I knew it...

Ben: Ok, i admit it scared me a little.

Sandy: You pulled a "Moonlight Graham". Nice try.

by mysterylight44 January 21, 2020

Graham

Graham, the type of guy that lies to women,if ur in a relationship with him and can’t find him he’s usually in another woman’s bed,he lies through his teeth and waste of time generally the biggest cheat in Gloucester

Someone: do u know where I might find graham

Me: in my bed who’s asking

by @tellingthetruth April 12, 2020

Owen Graham

A skinny person who looks like a spaghetti pasta in the fact that he has a meatball on his head and that he is as skinny as a noodle.

I want to eat Owen Graham.

by ur boi123 March 7, 2020

Tasman Graham

A sexy guy with beutiful hair and a amazing body

Oh wow wouldn’t you wanna be Tasman Graham

by Dirty t789 March 11, 2020