My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
Get the Graham Westonmug. A Graham Mobbs is a beast of a man, he normally stalks his prey at night and pounces in the morning. He will creep and then he will fully charge gaining the momentum of a bear.
by Inflamed Penis September 17, 2018
Get the graham mobbsmug. One who causes eternal damnation, lingering pain and the suffering of others
They are typically constantly horny for no apparent reason.
They are typically constantly horny for no apparent reason.
by SauceLMAO February 17, 2022
Get the Grahammug. The art of 2 Homosexual guys, where one lays on the bed and the other shits on his chest and stomach then proceeds to ejaculate onto the shit. Then the other guy will lay down on top of the guy and make a sandwich.
by gsmhahaha April 16, 2012
Get the Graham Sandwichmug. An actress who’s appeared in Killing Lust (2016), Making Him Famous (2023) and The Game (2021).
Played 2nd row for ERGS and loves to shotgun pints rapidly. However, her rizz game is pretty low as she can only pull Justin smith.
Played 2nd row for ERGS and loves to shotgun pints rapidly. However, her rizz game is pretty low as she can only pull Justin smith.
Lands a bottle flip…. But bottle falls over at the last second.
No way did I just have a Morgan Graham moment??
No way did I just have a Morgan Graham moment??
by Lorcan x Danny = forever May 15, 2025
Get the Morgan Grahammug. She is a funko pop horder.And shes so smart that everyone wants to be her. She owns alot of socks and only wants to wear jeans. In her free time she gose tiki dancing in a strangers front yard.
John: Mike you need to see this.
Mike:Graham is dancing in are front yard again with her funko pops.
Mike:Graham is dancing in are front yard again with her funko pops.
by uydwglidg November 12, 2021
Get the Grahammug.