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Gooch piranha

When a woman is eating your ass and starts biting your taint.
Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha
by Carltrain July 13, 2018
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Gooch Mist

The pungent aroma permeating from ones gooch.

The smell is caused by a sweaty or dirty gooch.
I walked into the gym today and the air was stained with a load of sweaty Gooch Mist
by Hato September 2, 2012
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Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty
"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"
by Boggins. October 12, 2010
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gooch rover

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.
Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.
by small frieie January 16, 2008
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blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 5, 2018
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Quandavious Gooch

Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom.
Quandavious Gooch; Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom
by oogaoogaoogachaka May 8, 2022
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Quindarious Gooch

Quindarious Gooch aggressively raped bless.
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