On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
Get the Klepto Fridaymug. My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha
A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends
COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!
Me: Haha
A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends
COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021
Get the Friday the 13thmug. A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.
by Slim_Jim February 28, 2009
Get the Diet Fridaymug. Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?
No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!
No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!
by L Esposito December 24, 2010
Get the Crack Fridaymug. When a person has reached the Friday afternoon of a working week and the level of interest and productivity starts to decline.
by Clifford Boost May 15, 2009
Get the Friday freewheelmug. Nov 5th Memorial of the day a stranger came up to my friend at a football game, flirted with her, the stranger was very consistent and very high.
(This can also be used if this happens to you at a Friday night football game, to commemorate that day)
(This can also be used if this happens to you at a Friday night football game, to commemorate that day)
by Lsn is boring November 9, 2021
Get the Dante Fridaymug. The day before friday or the weekend, almost always Thursday. In rare cases can be used for wednesday when a person has friday off.
by Daunte111111 December 22, 2008
Get the Baby Fridaymug.