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by cat #937 April 11, 2018
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Cat

/kat/ noun.

small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.
*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"

Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"

John: "No its a seal, the water cat."

Bob:"Oh shoot you right."
by izljn January 1, 2018
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Cat

They are Cute and fluffy if you have one your special cause

YES they also she a lot of hair

In japan cats say Nya in America they say Meow
"THEY ARE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE I COULD JUST CUDDLE IT ALL THE TIME"
Cats can also be men whom play Jazz ...
Cats can also be rasing an anchor from out of the ocean but who gives a fuck
"look at that cute cat I JUST WANT TO P E T IT!!!!"
by Skyo-Chan December 19, 2019
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Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.
Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.
by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019
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cat

murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!
help, CAT IS HERE!
by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022
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Cat

an animal that cleans itself with its tongue. It has sharp claws. They can be wild or domesticated and they can lower a humans blood pressure by simply petting. In ancient Egypt people used to think their gods came in the form of cats therefore they worshiped them.
by Percy_The_Cat June 6, 2016
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