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Ace Flu

An ironic noun when having a type of sloth psychosis in which the person under the influence of the psychosis become very lazy, slothlike and procrastinates often.
Professor: Where is your project, Jenkins?

Jenkins: I had ace flu last night so I didn't do it.
by Vanthaman December 16, 2009
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Battlestar Flu

Results from watching 30 or more episodes of Battlestar Galactica in a row.

Symptoms of Battlestar Flu include lack of sleep, using the word “frak” as a curse word, and suspecting everyone around you is a frakking Cylone….
Hey boss, I can't come into work today, I've got Battlestar flu
by AK2011 June 2, 2011
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Sheen Flu

Sheen Flu is when you're the victim of a massive and horrible hangover. It implies that you were partying like Charlie Sheen the night before, and may be on the brink of death.
Sean called off work today, yesterday's happy hour resulted in his coming down with Sheen flu.
by mechabb June 8, 2011
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jug flu

After I drank that bottle of Tequila, I had a bad case of the jug flu!
by Mexican Cobra August 19, 2008
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trap flu

An airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. Once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. There is no known cure to date. The victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. The only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. Usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to Bobby Shmurda for days on end.
Victim 1: " I'm coughing to the point of puking. What the fuck did I catch?"
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".
by Tyler Patient Zero October 9, 2014
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hiatus flu

A disease caught by members of a fandom while they wait for new content to be released. Since hiatuses can be quite long for most series, hiatus flu is usually chronic and severe.
"Marty has spent the last month doing nothing but writing fanfiction about his favorite cartoon. What's happened to him?"

"Don't worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu."
by Rick Rolland June 28, 2016
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Hacker flu

It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.

In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
The new coding tasks have been assigned; Hacker flu is about to erupt...
by kovg April 14, 2019
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