Flood the Clock

To put diamonds on a watch face

Got this new Omega, time to Flood the Clock

by SeppukuOH September 1, 2022

Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022

Flood

my mom doenst love me flood

my mom dousnt love me flood

by bigmen85 May 10, 2022

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Flood

The surname of a typical teacher that that one kid really favours. Not a specific teacher but ANYONE.

Oh, they're with Flood today.

by Noah Flood May 13, 2022

Flood

To go at somebody physically (by fighting them)^1 and/or verbally (by saying hurtful stuff)^2

"Shut the up fuck talking to me before I come over there and flood yo ass" ^1 or "Shut the fuck up talking to me before I hurt yo feelings and flood yo ass."^2

by Davezs May 13, 2022

Flooded

A certain style when you roll your pant legs up a few times.

Carl: Why are those children wearing their pants like that?
Jenny: They are Flooded Kids, Carl.

by Ampzxd March 30, 2022