Flood messages

To send nudes

Flood messages for me

by Icyrisk March 8, 2021

Flood the basement

When you pee you pants while standing and it fills up your shoes.

Typically I wear Tevas when I pee my pants, but today I wore my Chucks and had to flood the basement.

by A Wet Raccoon March 27, 2021

Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.

My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.

by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021

Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"

Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.

by Kickasso April 14, 2021

If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are

“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.

by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025

Janaughty Flood

When a woman's night of too much wine and too much pleasure collides in catastrophic fashion: vomit up top, squirts down below. A high-pressure, two-way water show. It’s a puke-squirt extravaganza with nonstop waves of spew and bliss without mercy. Truly, the human body’s most unfiltered fountain.

“Bro, the party was wild. Somebody had a full-on Janaughty Flood in the bathroom—top half puking, bottom half gushing. I’ll never unsee it.”

by Slonker September 3, 2025

Mana Flood

In the magic the gathering community its an point where you hand if only lands and cant play anything for the next 4 turns

I lost my match because i mana flooded in the beginning and couldn't do shit

by Tony zuniga October 26, 2025