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Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces
Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.
by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024
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If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
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Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.
When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.
by Camobandit October 27, 2020
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flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano
Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."
by BShaeffer September 21, 2018
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Flood

my mom dousnt love me flood
by bigmen85 May 10, 2022
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flood meow

flood is a so called little girl “groomer” these are allegations but backed up with much proof of his child p@rnography addiction, flood is also a very harmful little girl ext@rter
flood meow is a so called little girl “groomer” these are allegations but backed up with much proof of his child p@rnography addiction, flood is also a very harmful little girl ext@rter
by anonymous July 16, 2024
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Flood the basement

When you pee you pants while standing and it fills up your shoes.
Typically I wear Tevas when I pee my pants, but today I wore my Chucks and had to flood the basement.
by A Wet Raccoon March 27, 2021
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