machine gun fellatio

an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.

Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.

by orgabulator June 20, 2004

he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

by Big Tom September 14, 2007

Fellationado

A connoisseur of receiving oral sex.

Ever since beginning our relationship, I have become quite the fellationado in bedroom situations.

by dodgeball1986 October 24, 2007

Fellatio Code

When one party member offers to give fellatio to another party member (joke or not), the former party member is obliged by the Fellatio Code to follow up on the aforementioned action of fellating the latter party member.
If the offering party member hereupon refuses to perform the offered fellatio, she (or he, if thats how you roll) is subject to a punishment up to the discretion of the latter party member

Guy: Blow me
Girl: Fine
Guy: Awesome
Girl: Not
Guy: Nope, you have to follow the Fellatio code
Girl: Damn

by BGold20 October 20, 2009

Fellatio Tuesday

In an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. Fellatio Tuesday acts in the model of "ride your bike to work day" or "Christmas" where on the first Tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.

wife: honey, its fellatio Tuesday and I got you a blow job
husband: thank you honey, but I did not get you anything.
wife: you didn't have to, its all about you today...

by ork November 18, 2009

walker fell

God, beast, infamous hoe chaser, Xxxtentacion’s only white cousin, new bathroom kid, slave owner, everyone’s dad, and best T Poser.

“Walker Fell killed a sewer beast with only his pinky finger.” *Girl has orgasm*

by CreamyManBeast92 November 11, 2018

fellacial

A natural beauty treatment that greatly enhances the skin tone and general attractiveness of the female face. Also widely used to increase female bust measurements.

'ok, enough of that, now I'm gonna give you a fellacial'

by Monica Bobbington March 3, 2005