Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.

Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!

by Lombard King May 15, 2024

Festival nose

Where you’ve been to a festival and inside ur nose turns to black and it crumbles out because it’s all the dust and dirt you’ve been breathing in for days.

You’re lungs are probably black as well :)

“Ayo what’s inside ur nose fam”
“It’s just a festival nose”

by swhbbyoutellme October 1, 2022

Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing

Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?

by Tipperdave November 12, 2025

Joce Festival

Just an absolute extreme period of time of multiple people just jocing on another person and it becomes a joce festival with all the jocing activities.

Aye you wanna go to Joce Festival later?

by joce festivities March 26, 2021

Pittsburg Poop Festival

An annual festival known to natives as PFP which in people display their prized logs on the streets of Pittsburg, PA.

Hey bro, I just dropped a wicked five-pounder! I think I might enter it in this year’s Pittsburg Poop Festival!!

by The Ploopy Man November 30, 2020

mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver March 4, 2014