A gentleman's handshake is when one man inserts his hand into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his hand into the same woman's anus and the two men's hands meet somewhere inside her and they give a handshake.
Timmy walked into his mother's bedroom without knocking and saw that his father and uncle where engaged in a gentleman's handshake to the pleasure of his mother.
by Orlando Bich January 10, 2008
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A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.
2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.
3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.
3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
Get the A Gentleman's Calling-Card mug.the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump
usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet
especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories
it has nothing to do with poker
usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet
especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories
it has nothing to do with poker
after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.
by jonathan_cuervo November 28, 2009
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Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
by OchoShinka July 12, 2010
Get the Gentleman's Pounding mug.1: A hemming alteration of the sleeve on gentleman's shirt which bares and highlights the gentleman's tricep, while maintaining the general appearance of a normal sleeve.
2: the circumsized area of a penis
2: the circumsized area of a penis
1: "Swirling Murphy's, Charlotte, your tri's are poppin' off in that gentlemen's cut."
2: "I met Patrick Swayze, and his tongue knew it's way around a Gentleman's Cut."
2: "I met Patrick Swayze, and his tongue knew it's way around a Gentleman's Cut."
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