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rain fairy

a woman whose boots get soaked and turned squishy and sloshy during a rainy day. She is said to be klutzy and short. Rain fairies usually whine about how their shoes got wet from the rain yet they still love the rainy weather. Rain fairies might also whine about their difunctional umbrellas.
Rain fairy: "Ugh! My shoes are wet from the rain.~ Why did i choose to wear these shoes!"
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."
by The Half-Eaten Cookie April 5, 2010
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Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010
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douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.
guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
by bittereagle March 6, 2010
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mulch fairy

A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.
The mulch fairy came last night and made my yard look awesome!
by BrookieF August 4, 2010
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fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014
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Fairy fuck

To blow someone's mind into another dimension whilst having sexual interourse. AKA neverland.
Harry Potter and Hermione had such a fairy fuck, it took them weeks to return from outer space.
by Patriia Pan January 12, 2015
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fairy juice

....your answer to everything.
Question: What is the material that glitter is made out of?

Answer: Fairy Juice
by NAD October 26, 2013
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