Evan

Pretty gay and is really retarded and never gets a girl and lies about having a girlfriend

Evan is gay lol

by anonymous November 29, 2019

Evan

Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention

Girl 1: that guy over there is being such a cunt!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan! 🙄

by Big Cock Mike June 17, 2018

Evan

He is and amazing, sweet, funny, caring, lovable, adorable, selfless guy.

He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.

If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.

He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.

No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.

You always come first with him no matter what.

He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.

"He is so nice, I love him so much"

Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2

by Vickid101 June 16, 2018

Evan

A try hard who is horrible in bed and is to shy to show his face that it takes months to see his feet. And he also is sweaty. He is also a pussy bitch who is so bad shit that his dad dropped him 21 times when he was born just because of the meme.

That pussy looks like an Evan

by Dat Fricker November 3, 2018

Evan

An annoying piece of shit that can't learn to his shut mouth

Evan

by smellypranks April 23, 2019

Evan

A pussy. That is poor and lives in a shack but says he’s rich

Evan over there making the cry baby face.

He’s making an Evan face.

by Definetlydontgotosmm May 1, 2019

Evan

Hottest guy you’ll ever meet with a big dick and really knows how to please you. So sexy yet so adorable with his beautiful eyes and cute little nose. Best boyfriend in the entire world facts ❤️

Evan is so sexy !

by Mariah415 April 9, 2019