john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black

Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly

by masky123343 July 10, 2023

Dingleberry

The noun, Dingleberry, is used to describe the faecal matter attached to the hair surrounding and inside the anus.

Emrys made the sofa smell by sitting down with his dingleberry-coated bum

by FlacicdOtter May 20, 2019

Dingleberry

A doo doo chuck that mostly old;elderly people get from not wipin they ass properly

"Im going to check this area for the surgery"

"Eww! Wtf is that a dingleberry!!"

by Rhyrhy12384 April 2, 2017

dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.

by User of Urban Dictionary March 28, 2011

Dingleberry

An EUC device. It looks like it's dangling off of your ass like a dingleberry. Especially when you sit on an EUC

Look at that guy riding the EUC over there. It looks like a dingleberry hanging off of his ass. He looks like such a turd

by Plissken Snake April 25, 2021

DingleBerry Vine

When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.

Dude #1: I heard Ronny gave his mom a DingleBerry Vine!
Dude #2: That is fucking nasty!

by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011

Schrödinger’s Dingleberry

A term to describe the urge to say a random non-word

“I just had a Schrödinger’s Dingleberry”

by Schrödinger’s Dingleberry June 25, 2023