Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.

Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown

by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022

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Drop the Danish

The phrase “Drop the Danish” refers to when someone offers you something they think will please you but they do not have the mental faculties to comprehend that the only pleasure was for them in giving it to you.
This can be refer to something as benign as unwanted conversation, or unwanted gift, It can be as cancerous as an inappropriate touch. The reference for the term is based on some one knowing you only eat bagels but they gave you a Danish.

This guy will always drop the Danish, he always talks to me about how much he loves skiing even though I always remind him that my wife was crippled in a skiing accident. He also keeps telling me skiing jokes and touching my shoulder as he laughs at his own jokes even though I shrug my shoulder away from him and scowl at him, this guy can’t stop dropping the Danish.

by Phat Guck May 2, 2022

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Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.

She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!

by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

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