danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede November 19, 2011

Danish

(Noun) A danish is a form of coffee cake which is rectangular and relatively short.

I bought a danish the other day, it tasted great.

That danish is far better than the general store version.

by Ssatuo January 1, 2022

danish summer

The most horrible type of weather changes with Storms ånd Rain and maybe snow at times and egen The Sun Coles out and it is Nice in The matter of minuts it is dækning again

Oh what a Danish summer it is

by Datasstim August 4, 2017

Danish ara

Jazib main love interest Danish is in denial that she doesn't love him but she will realize soon...

Danish Ara is jazib crush

by TheNotoriousGlassesWearingNerd October 12, 2022

Going for a Danish

Masturbation. An expression widely used in Scandinavian countries, though translated into the local language. For example: går till en Danska (Sweden), går til en Dansk (Norway), menee tanskaksi (Finland).

Alone in his flat, Erik streamed Debbie Does Dallas and found himself going for a Danish.

by riggbeck September 2, 2018

Danish

The act of fornicating wherein both parties are wearing waffle-knit robes and Glerups slippers

"Let's slip away for a quick danish."

"Wow, we're dressed for a danish this morning."

by Bubblybrown January 27, 2021