Get the Danishmug. I bought a danish the other day, it tasted great.
That danish is far better than the general store version.
That danish is far better than the general store version.
by Ssatuo January 1, 2022
Get the Danishmug. holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
by Saevi June 16, 2023
Get the cream cheese danishesmug. A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022
Get the Danish Turntablemug. When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?
Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021
Get the Cums in Danishmug. They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
Get the Danish football playersmug. by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021
Get the apple danishmug.