Curtised

Trying to join in with an ongoing joke, however brutally massacring all the funny out of it in one fell swoop, destroying morale of all involved.

Yeah, we were having fun last night until Xeno curtised the whole thing. Fuck him.

by Rains_TB May 13, 2021

Tangy Curtis

The best thing a man can do for his woman...or anyone in a sexual relationship that feels the need to probe further into their relationship

Like a tornado in the tush

by Terz June 7, 2003

Larry Curtis

TKU President, TKU Chief Executive Officer, TKU Specialist

TKU TKU TKU, TKU TKU. TKU, LARRY CURTIS, TKU TKU TKU.

by TKU22 December 22, 2024

Dirty Curtis

When you're trying to wipe your ass and your asshole pinches off a piece of toilet paper and sucks it up inside.

I got a Dirty Curtis when I wiped my ass and had to shit it back out.

by anonymous October 11, 2025

Curtis Cumbuster

Coined by one of the greatest sex goer of all time. This is when you collect a jar of nut over a 1-2 month period then you take this jar and transfer it into a water ballon which is half filled with the persons piss. Then once you are about to nut trick the person by shoving your cock in their mouth then pulling the ballon from your pocket and splashing that in that bitches face

Dude she was pissing me off so I gave her Curtis Cumbuster

by Appsych November 10, 2025

Curtis Coleman

A gentle man, who is an ally of the LGBTQ+ community! Also a avid male cuddler!

Man he is so curtis coleman

by Curtlover December 31, 2025

Curtis Bridge

A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.

Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge

by fj1607 January 31, 2025