cooter stamp

The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.

God I hope I didn't leave a cooter stamp.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Cooter Powder

Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.

Donna produced quite a bit of cooter powder last night. She must’ve been very worked up.

by DRSD October 19, 2021

[Cooter dew]

The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?

by Kthenewway May 18, 2016

Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.

I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!

by Garnacha June 14, 2021

Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

Rusty Cooter

A bitch or a cunt. Someone who is rude to you no matter how far you go out of your way to be nice or to make them feel welcome. Many times a lesbian who hates gay men.

I tried to make the new girl feel welcome by introducing her to my friends but the "rusty cooter" just rolled her eyes and said something mean under her breath.

by wigger4life October 7, 2009

Cooter Quake

A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.

I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.

by Corezore June 17, 2016