by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019
Get the cooter valleymug. When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Cooter Wipemug. The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.
Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
by weyus July 26, 2018
Get the cooter haulin'mug. short dresses or tight dresses or long shirts worn as dresses that creep up on the cooter slowly as the person walks or dances.
Did you see that girl that was in that cooter creeper dress.
That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.
That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.
That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.
That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.
by party city employee say what September 27, 2010
Get the cooter creepermug. A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
by The salty underdog November 1, 2018
Get the Cooter tootmug. Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.
by DRSD October 19, 2021
Get the Cooter Powdermug. A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
by Garnacha June 14, 2021
Get the Cooter boardmug.