A lanky gay who stans john mayer but claims to love taylor anyways. Hates the 1 and the archer and so can never be forgiven. Is kitten to Charlie O'Kane in and alabama kitten master relationship. A little Monster.
OMG IS that conor mckeown? Lady gagas playing so he just appeared get rid of him he stans john mayer *vomiting*
by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021
Get the Conor McKeownmug. Quit being a conor and do something.
by Captain_Champagne October 8, 2019
Get the Conormug. An awesome, amazing boyfriend who has these big, beautiful blue eyes and this stupid really short messy blonde hair, and really pale skin, who’s always there to listen and reassure you, and sometimes confuse you with his weird Irish language. He’s so pretty and i cry thinking about the day he dies. He’s been there with me through everything even when I was in the hospital for my OD attempt. If your reading this Hawley, I love you so so so so so much from the bottom of my heart and I hope you know that no matter what, if you killed somebody, blew up a school, or anything else worse, I would always love you. Even when my heart stops beating I will love you and think about you, WHEN I AM NOTHING BUT SOIL FOR THE MAGGOTS TO SQUIRM IN I WILL MISS YOU AND I WILL WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU LONGER. <3 -Zubin
Conor: a really really sweet amazing person.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.
by Utter_Lozer October 8, 2024
Get the Conormug. YMD: aw naw it’s Conor brown am so para hardest boy walking towards us aw naw am gonna get hit by his bat that he pure holds
by FUCK YER YMK February 16, 2020
Get the Conor brownmug. The closest thing you will have to a guy best friend. He is worth leaving your boyriend for. His eyes are green and is not any taller than 5' 7". Do not write anything vulgar about him, because he is going to be a pastor.
by emilydikinson January 12, 2024
Get the Conormug. When your friend manages to fuck up what they're saying so badly that it becomes a joke in the group of friends
"Don't say stupid things that are wrong"
"Does a horse with 400 horsepower have the same speed as 400 horses?"
"Well, that was a definite Conorism."
"Does a horse with 400 horsepower have the same speed as 400 horses?"
"Well, that was a definite Conorism."
by DuskShores June 26, 2015
Get the Conorismmug. Conor gets bullied by his best friends. Conor cant talk to girls and his always single and his best friend bullies him because he cant get girls. Conor has a receding hairline and crippling depression.
by CantGetAGirlfriend December 2, 2019
Get the Conormug.