A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.

Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!

The Boston Chopper by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022

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Big Mac Chopper

Did anybody order a big mac

Did anybody order a big mac chopper *dies*

Big Mac Chopper by shrek of yes August 2, 2022

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harvesting (or) picking copper

(verb) Exclusive to the southern Appalachian region of the United States, the term refers to the taking, or stealing, of copper material to sell to a scrap yard for a monetary gain. Of all the precious metals copper is one that yields the biggest payoff. Though nearly non-existent now, nearer the turn of the twenty-first century when copper prices were at all-time highs copper enthusiasts were cutting down power lines for the thick copper enclosed within. As a result of such exploits some people did indeed lose their lives. FYI: such practices are indeed felonious. Persons involved in such activities may find themselves incarcerated if caught up in such acts. Be careful, trust no one.

Back in the day, whenever they went out harvesting (or) picking copper, it wasn't uncommon for the entire hollow to lose electricity for a couple of days on account of Chris and Tommy sawing down several nearby power poles. Motherfucking low-life thieves caused me to miss quite a few episodes of The Montel Williams Show.

harvesting (or) picking copper by Nikki Stixx July 12, 2020

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