Choked on catfish 

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

Choked on catfish by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018

Cuddling The Catfish 

Masturbating

Guy #1: Where the hell were you last night?! We needed to get the damn drugs man!

Guy #2: I was too busy cuddling the catfish to yo girl, mothafucka!

Cuddling The Catfish by TheVader420 February 14, 2021

Throwing the catfish back 

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.

I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.

Throwing the catfish back by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022

san francisco catfish 

Very large and hairy male anus.

All you're going to catch with that chode is a San Francisco catfish.

san francisco catfish by A'Louriean February 27, 2024

Schrödinger’s Catfish

When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.

Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.

Schrödinger’s Catfish by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025

Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

Californian Gerbilled Catfish by SkratFish November 17, 2025

Catfisher 

an individual (real or fake) who uses the Internet, and in particular, online dating websites to lure people into a scam romance. The general goal of a catfisher is financial gain by developing an online relationship with another person and ultimately asking for money. Besides financial gain, catfishers are sometimes people who prey on others and gain pleasure from online communications and manipulation. You also might hear the terms catfish or catfishing. Catfishing targets both men and women.

Shawn Suleiman is a catfisher.

Catfisher by exposingcatfishers May 15, 2018