A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024
Get the Catfish Deal mug.“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”
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by jldeen February 2, 2018
Get the Fisted a catfish mug.That bish Madison is such a Clinique catfish. If Taylor hadn’t done her makeup, she’d be chilling with her orbiters.
by SigmaChad September 26, 2022
Get the Clinique Catfish mug.A pathetic human being who, through the use of social media, uses somebody else’s pictures to deceive others into thinking they’re talking to a beautiful person when really they’re talking to an ugly troll. Most likely an old fat guy.
Turns out that sexy Dominican guy I was talking to was really a 50 year old fat guy. Stupid catfish!
by SaltyNutz98 July 21, 2019
Get the Catfish mug.Those fake psychics on Instagram or other social media platforms who DM you and try to convince you that you have all kinds of "spiritual blockages" and charge you an arm and a leg to remove them.
Psychic Catfishing: Those fake psychics on Instagram or other social media platforms who DM you and try to convince you that you have all kinds of "spiritual blockages" and charge you an arm and a leg to remove them.
"Damn, I got psychic catfished! They contacted me saying my dead grandfather was spiritually stuck, and that he wasn't doing okay. And that they can help work to unblock his spirit if I paid more. And I paid more and got scammed.
Another example: "A psychic contacted me on Instagram saying that they could feel my spirit being confused and that I was stuck from being able to move onto to the next spiritual level like getting a new job or increasing my self-confidence. I paid money to have 15 minutes more of her work, and nothing happened. I got psychic catfished!"
"Damn, I got psychic catfished! They contacted me saying my dead grandfather was spiritually stuck, and that he wasn't doing okay. And that they can help work to unblock his spirit if I paid more. And I paid more and got scammed.
Another example: "A psychic contacted me on Instagram saying that they could feel my spirit being confused and that I was stuck from being able to move onto to the next spiritual level like getting a new job or increasing my self-confidence. I paid money to have 15 minutes more of her work, and nothing happened. I got psychic catfished!"
by TucsonGirl May 3, 2023
Get the psychic catfishing mug.Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
Get the catfish police mug.Catfish or plural catfishes is the term used for when a person takes up a fake or stolen identity on any online platforms ranging from Facebook to omegle to use for a laugh or a creepy relationship. Catfishes could be a 56 year old man called Kieth with a mortgage and an unhappy marriage or just your average bored teenage boy using it for a laugh
Did you know John was catfished by a pervy old man called Kieth
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Did you know that when John thought he was talking to a fit girl he was actually talking to Bryan from your year who completely Catfished him
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Did you know that when John thought he was talking to a fit girl he was actually talking to Bryan from your year who completely Catfished him
by WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE June 22, 2020
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