rabbit candy

A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.

Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?

I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.

Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!

by TommyKnockers August 23, 2014

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

sour candy

Someone with an angry and bad personality all the time ,but beautiful from the inside

i’m sour candy

by SourCandy May 28, 2020

palm candy

Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.

This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy

by Rick "Aaarrnold" James December 10, 2006

candy monday

Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.

Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)

Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy

by Jack Dman June 22, 2019

SHEEP CANDY

Any item or object used to lure a sheep into a sexual encounter, ie closer to the fence.

I' m goin out to the pasture to tend to the newbie. I dont know she looks a lil skidish I might want to bring the sheep candy and my loose boots.

by STEEL TOE BOMBER August 23, 2009

lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane

Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.

by aretegroup December 2, 2016