Broternal

When a male sibling, normally a big brother, develops protective and/or paternal instincts towards their younger sibling/s.

When Gene saw Louise cry, his broternal instincts kicked in.

by DiamondPaint27 October 18, 2022

brothel cough

Brothel worker slang for bacterial tonsillitis, the second most common cause of a sore throat amongst working girls.

“I’ve got brothel cough again, some guy put his fingers in my mouth. This always happens.”

by Bipolarraccoon October 26, 2022

Brotein

Like protein but for bros

Chad: hey bro, how much brotein is in that brotein bar?
Zeus: bro there’s 25 grams of brotein in this

by DylanOshowe January 10, 2023

Bronely

A state of loneliness due to lack of interaction with bros.

Chris: "Hey have you noticed Jason has been down in the dumps?"

Mike: "I haven't seen him lately, he's been hanging out with his girl a lot."

Chris: "Damn, me neither. I think he's bronely dude..."

by OldJenks June 24, 2023

brotein exchange

A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.

When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.

by Watchinfool September 20, 2023

brotein exchange

A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.

When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.

by Watchinfool September 20, 2023

brotein exchange

To engage in an intense 69 session with a fellow male for (hopefully) long periods of time followed by swallowing each others loads.

"Dude, you up for another brotein exchange? I'm horny as fuck and my balls are full." "Same here bro. Horny as fuck too. I know you love the taste of my sperm. My parents aren't home so we can get together here."

by Watchinfool September 21, 2023