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Bad Bologna Day

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Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022
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Ring Bologna

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A turd that resembles an anaconda!
I'll shall return after I twist off a ring bologna!
by Skillzzz August 10, 2023
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A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.
After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.
by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024
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Jonah Bologna Clubhouse

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AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!

Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise

- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)

You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
by Jonah Bol-On-God December 11, 2024
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Baltimore Bologna Beam

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When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck
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Coined by my sister and apparently somewhere on urban dictionary that I can’t find, it is a slang term for I think putting bologna on someone’s dick and like blowing on it or something
Person 1:ayy want a Boston bologna blast
Person 2:fuh nah you’re weird bro
by Agoober23 April 3, 2026
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A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.
Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived
by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023
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