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Bologna bumps

When playing something like gartic phone or a drawing game, if you draw a wiener with an STD you say it has bologna bumps
1:wtf is that drawing
2:bologna bumps
by Agoober23 May 18, 2025
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Stony Bologna

by Fateater555 March 8, 2020
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Jonah Bologna Clubhouse

AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!

Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise

- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)

You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
by Jonah Bol-On-God December 11, 2024
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Bologna Sauce

You make bologna sauce by mixing mayonnaise and lemon juice so that the mayonnaise curdles, and then blend the mix with some bologna in a blender. And there you go! You can use it for anything, as a soup, or a hamburger topping, or ice cream topping, or even by itself as a milkshake! Or use already rotten mayo for a tastier sauce. Oh and this is what Shiloh eats every morning.
"BOLOGNA SAUCE!!!!!!!"
by Eat a biscuit January 23, 2019
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Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.
by Shredder88 October 15, 2023
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Hot tub bologna

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.
Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived
by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023
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bologna without the mayo

A person who can get erect but can't produce the juice
Devin had a big dick and all...but I didn't get a facial. It's like bologna without the mayo
by Bigbotoboi December 25, 2015
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