bog head

bog head is a stereotypical guy or girl that is stupid and lacks the knowledge of communicating like a normal person in every day life. they usually go to the gym a lot, tan, and go clubbing.

did you see the bog head driving that jeep with rims? i thought jeeps were made to go off terrain?

by eric nick April 20, 2011

Bog role

A bog role is a person who owns a house which is about as level as the tower of Pisa being a bog role consists of inviting lesbians and munters back to your house and always getting pied/freindzoned. Everything you do or say must be in a fake cockney accent, and you often aquirer cockney neck.

Boy 1: (in cockney accent) this party is well sick loads of fit birds ere
Boy 2: no there's not shut up you fucking bog role

by Nahhbruvvv July 11, 2014

bog scrap

Toilet roll or toilet paper. whatever you call it here is another name for it!

for example you could say, go and get me some bog scrap from the supermarket!

by superdomi:) June 28, 2006

Bogged downer

The overwhelming feelings of doom and gloom after receiving shadowy forebodings of the future from any member of the Romanian population.

The current Romanian economic forecasts are bleak, it's a real Bogged downer.

by MrT-maybe June 15, 2022

Bog butter

A finely aged truffle butter. Not to be confused with panty puddin’.

Melania gagged as she got a whiff of Trump’s bog butter

by Bog Buttercup June 9, 2019

Bogs Chops

Bogs Chops, also known as bog chops, are a breed of phone virus that force an individual to make a typo when texting. The scientific name for the virus is Bogus Chopus.

After making a really bad typo
"Wow, the bogs chops really got me!"

by CreepyCripple March 31, 2021

bog creature

A hideous, skanky, mildly retarded creature with snakes for hair. Easily identified by its unusual gait.

Pat Cramer wept when I suggested that he had sex with the bog creature.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003