blowjob day

March 24 all girls give a blowjob to any guy

Hey. It's national blowjob day. Lay down and enjoy!!

by Baseballsexguy52 April 9, 2017

The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.

Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"

by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014

Gravity blowjob

When a couple is 69-ing with the guy on top and his dick falls in her mouth and gags her

My chick is so mad at me because I made her give me a gravity blowjob last night

by foxisa October 2, 2012

scottish blowjob

A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.

Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.

by Cuckzy August 18, 2017

Polish Blowjob

Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).

Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?

George: A Polish Blowjob.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

abc blowjob

Blowjobs given only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas

Jim: I get head like 3 times a week
Jordan: My wife only gives abc blowjobs
Jim: Who said anything about wives

See abc sex

by Thots4Days May 28, 2016

Blowjob Bangs

Blunt cut short bangs (i.e. hair fringe) on a woman, such that the man does not need to hold back the woman's hair while she is performing oral sex. With this hair style, a ponytail holder is not required.

My girl got blowjob bangs, so now I can still play Xbox while she is going down on me.

by Handsfreehummer October 4, 2012