SMOKE BLOCKER

someone who buys smokes for a hot ass female so that she won't have show her tits or any other part of her anatomy for smokes anymore
Daddy (smoke blocker) bought these for you so that you don't have to be objectified by those guys anymore.
by ihitthat2 July 31, 2009
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Master Blocker

Someone who resorts to censorship instead of using better words.
Censorship is for children
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it " Twain

Don't be a Master blocker
by Dr.Crow January 08, 2023
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Bro-Blocker

That girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty is a Bro-Blocker
by Cloudybedroom August 12, 2023
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East Blocker

East Blocker: A person originating ethnically from the former U.S.S.R soviet satellite countries in Eastern Europe.
These damn "East Blockers" are shady ASF. Rude ass "East Blockers".
by Phuket Richie March 01, 2025
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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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Lead Blocker

When someone has a tooth that seemingly grows in front of a row of teeth in an obtrusive and obvious way. Generally the misplaced teeth are so unsightly it comes as a shock when the person's mouth opens. Jewels teeth are a mild example.
That chick was hot, but when she smiled she totally had a lead blocker.
by talkradio January 30, 2009
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joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke
matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................
by Samran53 April 02, 2021
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