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Bisexual

A person who takes full advantage of the sexual playing field, I.E. they "go both ways". These individuals are generally happier and way funner to hang out with.

Benefits of such a life style are generally over looked however. In truth if you only "go one way", no matter what direction you swing, your only open to about 50% of all accessible humpage. Basically meaning that all the possible sex you could be having is cut in half. That's like someone taking half your paycheck and tossing it out a car window while driving through a black neighborhood (not racist, just saying).

drop your phony inhibitions and learn to love your fellow man...or WOman if it do please ya.
Guy 1: What’s life without a little diversity? What would a slice of prime rib be if it was not complimented by a baked n' buttered potato?
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: I'm bisexual
by Vinnyfrye April 24, 2009
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gray-bisexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction towards anyone occasionally.
"Hey, I thought I'd never have a crush again"
"Maybe you're gray-bisexual."
by alienshannon January 22, 2016
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bisexual

likes both girls and boys no matter what sex
he likes dudes and chics so he must be bisexual
by emohugs March 30, 2007
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bitextual

Adjective: To be able to write in both cursive and print neatly.
I was dumbfounded when I found out Mitchell was bitextual and wrote a letter in cursive.
by DBenjamin September 19, 2009
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bisexual bar hopping

Bar hopping, alternating between gay and straight bars.
Mike, James and I are going to go bisexual bar hopping in the West Village tonight.
by WordsAreWeapons June 11, 2012
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Bisexual

A disease that falls into the "LGBTQ+" family. Symptoms include the following: Cuffing jeans, rolling sleeves, not being able to sit properly in a chair, tucking in shirts, constantly crushing on one's best friend, owning plenty of unusual socks, and knowing all the lyrics to every Panic! At The Disco song. If you think you might have a case of Bisexual, please try to come out immediately.
"I'm Bisexual, please don't disown me. Thank you."
by BisexualStrawberry;) September 30, 2020
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bisexual stem

a female that like both females and males though acts a stud and a fem
how does have a boyfriend and girlfriend but is dressed as a boy

she is a bisexual stem
by riyah2x May 29, 2021
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