A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
by Stephan422 June 10, 2014
Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.
by donkeypunch09 January 03, 2010
by Ub3r St3v3 June 10, 2006
A legendary meme page via snapchat and instagram. It is ran by Papa Mat an she posts amazing memes and videos frequently
by EthanEugene July 01, 2019
when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel
by E.P.D November 01, 2008
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by Vineet December 02, 2003