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bananas

Used as a codeword for biftas or fatties that can be used in the presence of parents or police officers without arising suspicionof what you really talking about. Could be used to make you mum think your eating heathily.
At a family dinner.
Brother- hey sis, had sum bananas last nite, fuckin brilliant.
Sister - cool, got sum left?
by TuBsy December 28, 2005
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banana

someone who is a moron and or doing stupid shit
She's such a banana
by onewithnature October 26, 2012
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Banana

A person considered to be a bit of a dafty

Term of endearment, usually used by mums except in Scotland, where this is replaced by 'daft cunt' or 'fuckwit')
A:"Why you wearing a cone on your head?"
B: "Shit, how did that get there?"
C: "Ooh, you banana!"
by Lottykitten February 27, 2009
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana

banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel there skin off while cannibalizing them selves to the point of death. most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
banana"guy 1: hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: oh, you mean the next Hitler? guy 1: *kills himself* "
by ShElbY BaTmaN June 23, 2017
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Banana

A badass motherfucking fruit in this fucking planet ,it is a dumb duck that makes you shit along the way,fucking up your badass pussy or ass , but if you try one of it ,your dick wilL grow as fucking long and yellow as the BANANA 🍌
Eat this banana you short-dicked man
by The smart bruh January 3, 2020
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Banana

(nicole) (fruit) (food) (banana)
by chubby05 May 26, 2010
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banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death . Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
"BananaGuy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler? BananaGuy 1: *Kills himself*"
by MyBubba February 13, 2017
mugGet the bananamug.

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