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well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay
“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020
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Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.
"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"
by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021
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Smiling shooter/assassin

Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.
by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
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budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.
One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
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Assassin swag

Never misses and is smart I’ll help you on a test.
by Smart boy112 March 23, 2021
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Anglo-assassin

A person (or persons) who upholds systemic oppressions and is of Anglo descent.
If Michael Scott from the diversity-day episode of The Office was a real person, he would be an example of an Anglo-assassin.
by gabby_yabby April 5, 2021
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White assassin

Jherm aka “the white assassin” is a footwork god and will strike at any moment
No one can cover the white assassin one on one
by Justin Herman April 20, 2021
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