A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.
" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"
by poontang June 30, 2006
Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.
Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!
by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010
by Anonymous reality June 28, 2015
The the closest parking spot to the entrance of any business. The parking space that requires the least amount of walking to the entrance.
by BlueBeardOne January 07, 2009
A group of actors who work with producer Judd Apatow to make raunchy comedies such as Superbad, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Consists of Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, James Franco and Jonah Hill.
by schme747 June 18, 2010
by Pancake Hater October 06, 2015