When you get so drunk you got down to take a dump. Stand up throw up twice on your fresh poo then flush. And while washing your hands you set your hair on fire from a candle on the bathroom counter.
by Valley red January 20, 2024
Get the Ariel potty pyromug. 
by AntVertebraeBreaker March 1, 2024
Get the Arielmug. Ariel is a super cool gal who hates her name being mispronounced. She's usually short-ish but hates being called that. She's always supportive of everyone around her, until you get on her bad side, when she can release a devil. She loves hanging around people and organizing events for people to hang out together. She's the glue of a friendship and holds everyone together. She acts innocent, but secretly has many many thoughts that she tends to keep to herself. She's a beautiful girl who is basically a guy magnet. She usually gets compared to the little mermaid but just tends to deal with it. NEVER let go of an Ariel. She can make your whole life shine brighter and stick with you through struggles. She's pretty, smart, creative, brave, friendly, ambitious, and wants to change the world to make it a better place. Ariel is the best, no question.
Jim: Woah... it's Ariel, try and look hot.
Bob: She'd never even look at us.
Jim: Or talk to us.
Bob: ... but man, I love Ariel. She's the best.
Bob: She'd never even look at us.
Jim: Or talk to us.
Bob: ... but man, I love Ariel. She's the best.
by 🎇~la~banana~australien~🎇 October 31, 2022
Get the Arielmug. A dumb bitch who is also retarded and gets fucked by cows. Ariels usually look like the crossbreed between John C. Reilly and a ran-over banana. Ariels are idiots and should be grabbed by the throat like an ice cream cone and given a full force infinity smack. If you read this, Ariel, I am going to fucking kill you.
Ariel is a dumb dumb.
"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
by Trent Wilson October 30, 2022
Get the Arielmug. he used to be my crush(he still is) we used to hang out until i found where he lives(he didnt tell me where he lives) and so he moved out to another country
by scratch mi posay March 16, 2024
Get the arielmug. Ariels are the most sexy people that are out there, they will come in a form of a handsome young man and they will make you fall in love with them,and if you ever find one you should keep him for yourself because if not someone else will. The Ariels they have a thing with flirting with girls while having one of their own but they will never cheat on you. They are rarely found single they always have a girlfriend to be with.
by Omer Ariel November 21, 2021
Get the Arielmug.