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parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.
Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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Sugar pal

A Sugar pal is similar to a sugar daddy except the people involved are much closer in age, a sugar pal uses money in exchange for sexual favors and other benefits
Nathan: wow, I cant believe Emily was lucky enough to get a sugar pal to take care of her instead of dealing with old men

Sam: I know right!! She's so lucky I wish I had someone like that!
by ShreksLoveChild April 23, 2019
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pool pals

When you and your buddy are with your girlfriends unknowingly having sex simultaneously in your brothers pool while him and the rest of his friend group are also in the pool.
Mike and Brennan didn’t even know that they were pool pals until years later
by Mikethemike81 August 5, 2020
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hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled
person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"

person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.
by anonymous June 4, 2024
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Pal

Hiya pal.
Usually to greet a suckup or the yes man for a boss.
When a boss who is a big old shit stain, has a hanger, the hanger is addressed as pal.
by Messybarnyard December 17, 2022
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Pocket pal

A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.
If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.
by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022
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Too Huge Pal

Adjective

1. Referring to a egotistic man-child that hits the gym every couple of day, once seeing some results begins to annoyingly take up unnecessary space by moving his arms outward as if on a cross. Where he probably should be. Once sufficient excess space is take he begins to pretend he can no loner move as he is now "Too huge".
Ken me mate, I need a whole booth at the restaurant cuz o' these absolute banging guns man, just too huge pal.

I was tryna get a cheeky shag wi me nan but ken me mate, Im too huge pal

Don't you just hate it when you canny go for a swim at the beach cuz your pecks are too big man? Canny swim cuz i'm too huge pal.
by Buffington Beef Broth August 7, 2018
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