Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.

Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch

by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025

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Alfie Pearce

A rather large man who kicks people from the gc when they get annoyed, usually a person from sittingbourne with greasy hair. On the weekends he wakes up at 3 oclock and goes to bed at 9.

Person 1: What does Mr Birling act like

Person 2: Alfie Pearce

Person 1: Must be fat then

by MROKWOK February 21, 2024

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A kind funny person that makes everyone laugh. hes the sort of person you are drawn to because hes so lovely to be around. hes the light of my life. hes got this gorgeous smile and handsome hair. hes rlly hot. i love him so much

“whos that hot funny guy?”

“its alfie littlejohn”

by secretlover22 March 22, 2024

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Alfie Levy

A fucking incel whose nan lives in cornice cleaning. He likes it up the ass and has a fat crush on lauran cobb. He’s a mega homosexual and likes gooning too big burly black men

“Hey bro did you see Alfie Levy is being railed by a black man?”

by Dinis crust December 23, 2025

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