by The Black Lotus September 15, 2023
A challenge in which a guy, gal, or non-binary pal has sex with 26 people, each of whom has a name that starts with a different letter of the alphabet.
When you find out she's been doing the alphabet challenge for the last week and a half but she didn't know she was supposed to clean in-between.
I'm having a hard time finding anyone with a Y name in my small town! I might have to travel to the big city to finish the alphabet challenge!
I'm having a hard time finding anyone with a Y name in my small town! I might have to travel to the big city to finish the alphabet challenge!
Beducation: Tutorial on snoozing.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.
Additional examples of "alphabet education" are:
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.
by QuacksO March 22, 2022
BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
I am an alphabet soup house wife, when I am busy with t.v, then I can,t search well after my kids and the cat, in daily hours.
by man!? March 23, 2017
The endless letters behind the name of an academic that indicate certifications or higher degrees. John Doe, MD, FAACS, Ph.D., MS, CNN, CCTC, BM, WAP.........
by Mimsy2000 August 08, 2023