Alfie

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

by Big sket January 25, 2020

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Alfie Woolger

A man with attachment issues who often snorts cum to bring his self esteem up.

wow that man is a proper Alfie Woolger.

by Gobbled smack August 24, 2023

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alfie kaka

Top man who loves football and food. Can eat after every meal never goes hungry. People love to feed Alfie exotic fruits. He's a party animal. Loves a good dance in the mix. Forever shouting oii oii

Oii oii Alfie kaka your bad boi dinners ready
Oii oii daddy's home

by Alfiekaka10 November 23, 2021

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Alfie

Massive cock hates gingers and likes big bobs and fights aliban members for isis

Alfie is a sexy beast with big cock would make me not walk for 3 weeks

by finlay sexy breast April 4, 2022

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Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)

Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”

by Not a neek November 14, 2020

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