Alfie Bickerstaff

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.

"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James

by Adekoya Oluwafemi Emmanuel June 5, 2023

Alfi Sigmič

Its a sigma version of a singer named Alfi Nipič

Broooo are you a Alfi Sigmič

by Sigmaaaaa June 25, 2024

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024

Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU

person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by HarrySmi August 5, 2024

Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.

Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch

by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025

Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger

Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up

by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

Alfi

Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.

Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125

by Bmt yk November 28, 2021