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Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”
by Not a neek November 14, 2020
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Alfy

Alfy is a BIG guy with a MONSTER GYAT and humongous breast
Alfy❤, he is so CUTE 😍💋 and he is a REAL Gyat MONSTER👀🥵🤤!!!
by Homer Uchiha December 4, 2024
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Alfie

Usually a popular boy, or at least somebody who has a lot of fans. A boy boy, likes some sort of sport and is funny and kind
Girl1 :‘Hey look! There’s Alfie!’

Girl 2 : ‘Wow! He’s so cool!’

A friend of Alfie: ‘Hey wanna play football later?’

Alfie: ‘sure!’
by Lololol2010 July 23, 2021
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alfie burdett

big dick fit and has buff abs
by alfie burxett August 10, 2017
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Alfie

It was Sam! Alfie
by DooDEDA January 14, 2020
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Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Alfie

very silly guy. His daily activities consist of farting constantly ad it STINKS. He also burps, stinky guy. smelllllyyyyyy
did you see that guy? He's definitely an ALFIE
How did you know?
Can't u smell his arse?
by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024
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