albert

stupid fat autistic cat

my cat albert is sooo fucking autistic

by joeseph mamanem October 4, 2019

Albert knights

Cool dood

Yo thats albert knights what a cool dood

by Boomotherfucker October 11, 2019

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019

Albert

Albert is albert

Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.

by DisgustingRhino September 3, 2019

Albert

Ok so there’s this guy his name is Albert but most people call him Alberto or flamingo he has a yt called flamingo he also had another channel called Albertzstuff his nicknames are : mrflimflam, fat man,flamgo,flamingo, mr room foam

Guy #1: do you know about Albert

Guy #2: Yes
Guy #2 has got banned for YES

by Just a epic weeb February 2, 2020

Albert

A guy with the biggest acne problems at the age of 12 funny and ugly

Holy shit, Albert looks like a pimpled infection

by NinjaOnSteroids March 30, 2020

albert

the one who laughs at his jokes

albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”

by cookthekidz November 9, 2020