Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.

Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Accountants High Wycombe

We believe in work! Providing best services related to Accounts, Payroll, Book Keeping, Business Advices & Local Accountants High Wycombe city based Office. The best fast services at affordable rates.

Accountants High Wycombe meaning in manners that we need an accountant for our business.

by Ubbey May 30, 2018

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport May 27, 2018

I WILL DDOS YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT

A copypasta made by a discord user which wanted to scare other users.

Erick: I HATE YOU!
Rob: FRICK OFF! I WILL DDOS YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT!

by vaperion March 25, 2019

non-service account

an account that is specifically used NOT to run services.

the accounts team like to make use of non-service accounts

by nonsec June 20, 2019

Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 6, 2019

Account Managers

A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.

A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.

You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.

by franklydave June 28, 2017