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maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️
Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”
by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023
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Munch Task

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female. A colloquialism pertaining to a woman receiving a "blow job".
"Dude, last night I received an amazing MUNCH TASK. He was all like Om nom nom all over that shit."
by Fiddlewick May 29, 2013
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Poodle Munching

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"
by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012
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Boo-munch

A person who is a bummer, makes people frustrated, and is never fun. This person does not relize that they suck. They think that what they are doing is for the best but it really just upsets people.
Girl 1: "Sorry my mom says i have to finish my homework. i cant come over"

Girl 2: "she is such a boo-munch!"
by S.Valentine<3 July 1, 2011
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Munch McCoochie

Use it in your local game of Kahoot to piss off your science teacher
Now who the hell put their name in as "Munch McCoochie"!!!!!
by bingtodabong August 2, 2021
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fart munching

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:
by kkoner February 21, 2022
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munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'
Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."
by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021
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