Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

friends

A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.

I don't have friends

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Friend

Stop looking up what it means and get a life

Steve has no friend's

by Wallpaper pornhub August 17, 2019

Friend

SomethIng that i have none of

Perosn 1: hey who's she *points at me*
Person 2: shes the girl with no friends

by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019

Friend

a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so

thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST

by CaramelBanana April 8, 2015

Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>

Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you

by A very annoying alpaca May 21, 2018

Friends

Something you don’t have.

Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.

by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018