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david

“have you met david?”

yeah, he’s pretty emo.”
by ilovemyemoboyfriend January 7, 2022
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Davide

Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
Davide si my boyfriend
by Italian boy 07 April 11, 2022
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David

One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
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David

David is a big man with a massive cock. MASSIVE. He is also very strong.
August: You want to see David
Hjalte: NO! That guy is scary! I heard he had a massive Cock.
by DHuhj November 12, 2020
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David

An extremely sexy strong man with giant muscles he attracts snow bunnies and will snatch your mom faster than you can say Izzy T.
Wow that mans a real David!!
by ShawtyBae420 February 16, 2021
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david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david
Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.
by rileywynt March 5, 2021
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david..

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm
david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates
by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021
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