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zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.
I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.
by secnewt July 26, 2022
mugGet the zoom poopmug.

Zoom to zoom

A condition where one's schedule is full of back-to-back with web conference call
My schedule is zoom to zoom today.
by tangyslice May 12, 2020
mugGet the Zoom to zoommug.

breathing zoom

The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.
Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.
by paulborthwick October 16, 2020
mugGet the breathing zoommug.

Zoom

Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.
Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late
by a typical human being April 28, 2020
mugGet the Zoommug.

zoom train

A group sex encounter, analogous to a “train”, which is facilitated by remote conferencing technology such as Zoom.
Hey me and the boys tryna slide thru and run a zoom train on Haley tonight. What's the meeting ID?
by tyronesbihhh May 25, 2020
mugGet the zoom trainmug.

Post-Zoom Face

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".
Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long
by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022
mugGet the Post-Zoom Facemug.

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