July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
Get the National Fuck Your Partner Daymug. by Batwayne.ha March 3, 2017
Get the use your fucking headmug. your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"
guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"
guest 3 says: STR
guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"
guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
Get the your balls are fucked matemug. but you sure did
by THEREALNATASHA July 5, 2023
Get the Natasha didn't fuck your dadmug. 
Get the Fuck your chickenstripsmug. by Dukfuker101 January 15, 2017
Get the whatever fucks your duckmug. You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
Get the Fuck your kidsmug.